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Hi Dave – Speaking and comedy both sound like serious business. I’m dead serious about the value of comedy in business — way more serious than folks who don’t know how to laugh. How do I get those humorless folks to seriously see how silly it is to filter out fun from the expressions of ideas? How do I make it pay for me to show them how to make it pay for them? – R.W.

Seeking Humor Benefits

Hey R.W. — Here’s something I’ve noticed about the humorous speaking business: the people who need us the most are usually the last ones looking for us.

You know exactly who I mean—the humorless folks.

In fact, I’ll go out on a limb and say this: event planners who book humorous speakers already understand the value of humor in business. They get it. Just like we do. Their real challenge is convincing the other people—the ones who need it most—to embrace it.

Anyone who understands the value of humor in business (and in life) already knows the benefits. I won’t list them all, but here are a few favorites:

  • Less stress
  • Better teamwork
  • Increased productivity and attendance
  • Stronger networking and relationships

These are the same issues serious business speakers and trainers talk about every day. You’re doing the same thing, except you’re offering humor as part of the solution.

Humor works!

And honestly, it doesn’t matter whether you’re going to work or cleaning your house—you’re far more likely to do it if there’s an element of fun involved.

So yes, I agree with you completely. It is silly to filter fun out of the expression of ideas. And I’m confident many readers of this newsletter agree too (the humorless folks don’t subscribe).

Which brings us to the real question you asked:

How do I make it pay for me to show them how to make it pay for them?

You want to reach the humorless crowd—and get paid to do it. The problem is, they’re not going to hire you any more than they’re going to sign up for this newsletter. They don’t yet understand the value of your message.

That means you need to focus on the people who do understand it.

Network with event planners and decision-makers who already agree with you.

And the best way to do that is simple: show them what you can do.

In other words—get out and speak.

The best places for this are where both humorous and humorless businesspeople gather:

Meetings.

I’ve talked about this before in past FAQs, and readers have shared some great ideas on places to showcase a program. But here’s a simple starter plan:

Create a short presentation—20 minutes max—on your topic, and volunteer to speak for free at organizations in your area. Rotary clubs, associations, charities, alumni groups, chambers, nonprofits—anything that puts you in front of businesspeople.

If putting together a solid presentation feels overwhelming, I cover this in detail in my book How To Be A Working Corporate Comedian.

Think of free gigs the same way comedians think of showcases. You don’t get paid—but you get in front of people who can pay you later.

But that’s only step one.

You also need to build a list of potential clients and stay in touch with them.

That’s called networking.

Yes, bring a stack of business cards and hand them out after your presentation. That’s basic business sense. Make it easy for people to find you.

But handing out cards alone is a slow game. You can give out a hundred cards and hear from one—or none.

So, here’s how to kick-start your contact list:

Do a prize drawing at every free program.

The prize can be almost anything—a printed transcript of your talk, a plate of cookies, a discounted presentation, even a free one. Use your imagination and offer something your audience would actually want.

Here’s what I do.

At the end of my programs, I announce a drawing for a free autographed copy of one of my books. To enter, people drop a business card—with an email address—into a basket. In return, they’re added to my corporate e-newsletter list.

And this part is important: I make it clear they can unsubscribe easily after receiving it once. No tricks. No pressure.

One person leaves with a book.
I leave with a basket full of contacts who might become paying clients.

That’s a win.

So how do you reach the people who need your message?

You preach the gospel—your ideas—in front of people who already believe. You go where businesspeople and event planners can see and hear you. You use free gigs to build relationships, grow your list, and stay visible.

There are no guarantees they’ll hire you, but at least you’re giving them – and yourself – a chance. You need to show them what you can do and stay in touch.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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What Is Considered Corporate Comedy Material?

Hi Dave – You’ve talked about working in the corporate market as a comedian or humorous speaker. What is considered corporate comedy material and what is not? – B.E.

Living on the edge?

Hey B.E. – That’s a great question, and honestly, one I don’t hear in such a general way. Usually it’s more specific, like “Is this particular joke okay for a corporate show?” But since you asked broadly, I’ll give you the broad answer first.

When it comes to corporate work, the golden rule is simple: work clean. I’ve said it many times before, and I’ll keep saying it because it’s true.

There’s been some debate on social media about whether dropping F-bombs will ever become acceptable at corporate functions. My opinion? The people saying that are a little F-bombed themselves. It’s not happening now, and it won’t anytime soon. Sure, there may be rare exceptions with an “edgy” company (think Comedy Central), but if you want steady work in the corporate market, clean material is the standard. That means no F-bombs, and no routines where the F-bomb is the punchline.

Now, let’s get into what corporate audiences do look for. A lot depends on the event and its theme.

Follow the rules.

From my experience as both a booking agent and a corporate speaker:

  • Comedians are often hired for holiday parties, retirement banquets, and award ceremonies. The material can cover almost anything—marriage, kids, sports, current events—as long as it’s clean and fits the mood. But it’s important to know the theme. If it’s a holiday party, the client might want some holiday references mixed in. At a retirement banquet, comics who can roast, ad-lib, and personalize a few jokes usually do well. The key is to keep the laughs lighthearted—no embarrassment, no hurt feelings.
  • Humorous speakers are different. They’re brought in for their message—stress relief, communication, networking, leadership, tech training, you name it. With humor, they become entertaining as well as informative. These speakers might give keynotes, run breakout sessions, or even full-day training workshops. Their material comes directly from their area of expertise, with comedy woven in to keep the audience engaged.

So, to put it simply:

  • Comedians = entertainment. Be funny, be clean, and tie in the event’s theme when needed.
  • Humorous speakers = infotainment. Deliver useful content, but with humor so it sticks.

That’s the general answer to your general question, B.E. If you’re serious about working the corporate market, start by keeping your act clean, know the event’s theme, and always make sure the CEO (or whoever signs the check) leaves happy.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!

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Always good to ask before you audition

Hey Dave – I have a big audition coming up. I’m not going to have any profanity in my (comedy) set, but I’m thinking of having a cleaner version and another one that is a bit edgier. I’m thinking of asking the panel of judges what type of set they want before I perform. Do you think this is a good idea? Thanks – DS

Hey DS,

What’s the question?

Absolutely! I think it’s a smart move to ask the judges—or any talent booker—about any content or language restrictions before you perform. In fact, I emphasize this in my workshops for a couple of important reasons:

  1. It shows professionalism – Being able to adjust your material based on the audience is key. Talent bookers appreciate that because it’s a sign you understand the business side of things.
  2. It gives you an edge over the competition – As much as I love talking about the supportive nature of the comedy community, let’s face it: not everyone can be hired. To stand out at showcases, you need to tailor your performance to the audience. And yes, comedy is a business, so that’s an important part of it.

For instance, let’s say there are only five spots available for a television show, but plenty of comics auditioning. Sure, being funny is crucial, but assuming everyone is equally funny and knows the right people, the deciding factor often comes down to whether you can adapt your set for the audience.

You wouldn’t perform the same set on The Disney Channel that you would on a Comedy Central Roast, right?

Here’s another example:

Did she really say that?

If you’re auditioning for a cruise ship gig, you wouldn’t walk on stage and start dropping F-bombs or overshare about your personal life. A lot of the onboard comedy shows are family-friendly—early evening performances with kids in the audience—and then later, after the kids are asleep, the adult shows take over. But if you can’t show you can adapt to both audiences, you likely won’t get the gig.

So, how would you know these nuances if you’ve never been on a cruise ship or worked in that environment? That’s where asking beforehand comes in handy.

Of course, if you’ve already found your comedy voice and certain venues aren’t a fit, that’s totally fine! I’m not saying you should always work clean. But if you know your material wouldn’t be acceptable for a specific gig (say, a family show), you’re not only wasting your time, but also taking an opportunity away from another comic who’d be a better fit for that audience.

Another example: when I booked comics for A&E’s An Evening at the Improv, we had specific guidelines for the performances. We’d go over them with the comics before the taping:

  1. Avoid making fun of God or religion – Our highest ratings were in The Bible Belt, and we didn’t want to risk alienating that audience. Plus, higher ratings bring in sponsors, so it’s good business.
  2. No bashing specific products – We couldn’t afford lawsuits, so no dissing a car brand or fast-food chain. Business, once again!
  3. Song parodies were limited – We had a strict 18-second rule to avoid paying song royalties for TV broadcasts.

So, what happened if a comic didn’t follow these rules?

If you watch reruns, you might notice some comics are only on-screen for 4 or 5 minutes instead of the usual 7. Why? They didn’t follow the guidelines, and that gets edited out. It’s an easy fix in the editing room, or even before the performance in the case of live auditions.

When it comes to working clubs, it’s almost always possible to check with the talent booker beforehand to ask if there are any material restrictions. They should be upfront with you because they know their audience best.

The goal for any talent booker is to find performers who can connect with their venue’s audience. This applies to comedy contests too, since the bigger business goal is to turn first-time audience members into repeat customers. And to figure out what works for their audience? You’ve got to ask.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!

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Personalizing and Customizing Performances for Corporate Events

Hi Dave – Can you give us a few examples of how to work event themes into your material for a corporate gig? What is the process like? – MD

Hey MD – When it comes to performing at corporate events, I’ve always believed that personalizing your act or presentation to fit the audience and occasion is essential. It’s not just something I do – major entertainers do it too.

How did they know that?

For example, several years ago, my cousin attended a corporate event in Florida where Jay Leno was the surprise performer. Having Leno on the bill was impressive on its own, but what really elevated the experience was when he mentioned the company by name and even referenced a few of the executives in the audience. Suddenly, it wasn’t just a great show – it felt like a one-of-a-kind event designed just for them. It’s one thing to hear a big-name comic joke about your city or current headlines, but when they reference your business or someone sitting a few tables away, it becomes unforgettable.

Event planners, executives, and employees love that kind of attention. It reflects well on the company, adds energy to the event, and makes the entire experience more engaging. A key way to make this happen? Performers who know their audience—and show it.

This is what we mean when we talk about personalizing or customizing material. Even if a comedian or speaker is delivering the same core act they performed a thousand miles away the night before, they’ll weave in references to the location, event theme, and audience members to make it feel special.

Think of it like this…

I’m a classic rock fan, so let’s use The Rolling Stones as an example. On tour, they stick to a fairly consistent setlist. That’s necessary – stage lighting, video screens, pyrotechnics, and choreography all depend on knowing exactly what song is coming next and where Mick and Keith will be standing when the fireworks go off.

It’s the same with big-name speakers or comedians. They have a program that works. Corporate clients are paying for that proven performance. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be tweaked to suit the crowd.

If the Stones are playing in Los Angeles, you can count on Mick kicking off with, “Hello Los Angeles—we’re rockin’ tonight!” Next week in New York, he’s not shouting out L.A.—he’s calling out New York City. A simple change, but one that creates connection.

Here’s another example from my own experience:

When I book comedians from New York or L.A. to perform near Cleveland, many of them aren’t familiar with the local scene. But the savvy ones will ask how they can relate to the crowd. One question I often hear:

“What’s a suburb near Cleveland that locals make fun of?”

No offense intended, but I usually tell them “Parma.” Then during their act, the comic tosses in a joke referencing Parma—and suddenly the audience feels like, this comic gets us.

Now here’s the truth: that comedian may not know anything else about Parma. But next week, in another town, they’ll ask the same question and swap in a different local punchline. That’s personalizing the performance – and it works. Audiences respond to it. Talent bookers and event planners love it.

What I Do for Corporate Bookings

When I book a comic or speaker for a corporate event, I include a short questionnaire with the contract. It’s the best way to learn about the audience and the company. Based on the answers, I’ll ask the performer to incorporate relevant material into their act.

Here are a few examples of what I might ask:

  • Is there a theme for the event?
  • What should we know about the city or event location?
  • Who are some key people in the company?
  • Are there any individuals you’d like us to spotlight – either for recognition or audience participation?
  • What are the company’s products or services?
  • Is there a rival company we can (respectfully) poke fun at – or one we should avoid mentioning?
  • Where do employees like to hang out after work?

The depth of personalization depends on how much the client wants to share – but even a few specific details can go a long way in creating a stronger audience connection.

What About Customization?

Earlier, I mentioned both personalizing and customizing. Here’s the difference:

  • Personalizing involves adjusting an existing act or presentation to reflect the audience or event.
  • Customizing means creating brand-new material specifically tailored to the client’s message, goals, or theme – and yes, it usually comes with a higher fee, because it involves extra time and effort.

A customized presentation starts with a deep dive. I’ll often interview the client, event planner, and key team members to learn about the company culture, industry challenges, and internal goals. The performer then builds their presentation around that material, while still staying true to the style that got them hired in the first place.

For example, if a speaker is known for expertise in communication, the client won’t ask them to build a presentation on accounting. Similarly, if they hire Carrot Top, they’re not going to request a prop-free, TED Talk-style set. You get what you’re paying for – but a smart performer can shape their material to suit your exact needs.

Just like The Rolling Stones wouldn’t skip Jumpin’ Jack Flash in concert, comedians and speakers know their core act is what the audience expects. But with the right information, they can personalize – or fully customize – it to turn a good performance into a great one.

And that’s what makes a corporate event truly memorable.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!

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