Always good to ask before you audition

Hey Dave – I have a big audition coming up. I’m not going to have any profanity in my (comedy) set, but I’m thinking of having a cleaner version and another one that is a bit edgier. I’m thinking of asking the panel of judges what type of set they want before I perform. Do you think this is a good idea? Thanks – DS

Hey DS,

What’s the question?

Absolutely! I think it’s a smart move to ask the judges—or any talent booker—about any content or language restrictions before you perform. In fact, I emphasize this in my workshops for a couple of important reasons:

  1. It shows professionalism – Being able to adjust your material based on the audience is key. Talent bookers appreciate that because it’s a sign you understand the business side of things.
  2. It gives you an edge over the competition – As much as I love talking about the supportive nature of the comedy community, let’s face it: not everyone can be hired. To stand out at showcases, you need to tailor your performance to the audience. And yes, comedy is a business, so that’s an important part of it.

For instance, let’s say there are only five spots available for a television show, but plenty of comics auditioning. Sure, being funny is crucial, but assuming everyone is equally funny and knows the right people, the deciding factor often comes down to whether you can adapt your set for the audience.

You wouldn’t perform the same set on The Disney Channel that you would on a Comedy Central Roast, right?

Here’s another example:

Did she really say that?

If you’re auditioning for a cruise ship gig, you wouldn’t walk on stage and start dropping F-bombs or overshare about your personal life. A lot of the onboard comedy shows are family-friendly—early evening performances with kids in the audience—and then later, after the kids are asleep, the adult shows take over. But if you can’t show you can adapt to both audiences, you likely won’t get the gig.

So, how would you know these nuances if you’ve never been on a cruise ship or worked in that environment? That’s where asking beforehand comes in handy.

Of course, if you’ve already found your comedy voice and certain venues aren’t a fit, that’s totally fine! I’m not saying you should always work clean. But if you know your material wouldn’t be acceptable for a specific gig (say, a family show), you’re not only wasting your time, but also taking an opportunity away from another comic who’d be a better fit for that audience.

Another example: when I booked comics for A&E’s An Evening at the Improv, we had specific guidelines for the performances. We’d go over them with the comics before the taping:

  1. Avoid making fun of God or religion – Our highest ratings were in The Bible Belt, and we didn’t want to risk alienating that audience. Plus, higher ratings bring in sponsors, so it’s good business.
  2. No bashing specific products – We couldn’t afford lawsuits, so no dissing a car brand or fast-food chain. Business, once again!
  3. Song parodies were limited – We had a strict 18-second rule to avoid paying song royalties for TV broadcasts.

So, what happened if a comic didn’t follow these rules?

If you watch reruns, you might notice some comics are only on-screen for 4 or 5 minutes instead of the usual 7. Why? They didn’t follow the guidelines, and that gets edited out. It’s an easy fix in the editing room, or even before the performance in the case of live auditions.

When it comes to working clubs, it’s almost always possible to check with the talent booker beforehand to ask if there are any material restrictions. They should be upfront with you because they know their audience best.

The goal for any talent booker is to find performers who can connect with their venue’s audience. This applies to comedy contests too, since the bigger business goal is to turn first-time audience members into repeat customers. And to figure out what works for their audience? You’ve got to ask.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!

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Personalizing and Customizing Performances for Corporate Events

Hi Dave – Can you give us a few examples of how to work event themes into your material for a corporate gig? What is the process like? – MD

Hey MD – When it comes to performing at corporate events, I’ve always believed that personalizing your act or presentation to fit the audience and occasion is essential. It’s not just something I do – major entertainers do it too.

How did they know that?

For example, several years ago, my cousin attended a corporate event in Florida where Jay Leno was the surprise performer. Having Leno on the bill was impressive on its own, but what really elevated the experience was when he mentioned the company by name and even referenced a few of the executives in the audience. Suddenly, it wasn’t just a great show – it felt like a one-of-a-kind event designed just for them. It’s one thing to hear a big-name comic joke about your city or current headlines, but when they reference your business or someone sitting a few tables away, it becomes unforgettable.

Event planners, executives, and employees love that kind of attention. It reflects well on the company, adds energy to the event, and makes the entire experience more engaging. A key way to make this happen? Performers who know their audience—and show it.

This is what we mean when we talk about personalizing or customizing material. Even if a comedian or speaker is delivering the same core act they performed a thousand miles away the night before, they’ll weave in references to the location, event theme, and audience members to make it feel special.

Think of it like this…

I’m a classic rock fan, so let’s use The Rolling Stones as an example. On tour, they stick to a fairly consistent setlist. That’s necessary – stage lighting, video screens, pyrotechnics, and choreography all depend on knowing exactly what song is coming next and where Mick and Keith will be standing when the fireworks go off.

It’s the same with big-name speakers or comedians. They have a program that works. Corporate clients are paying for that proven performance. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be tweaked to suit the crowd.

If the Stones are playing in Los Angeles, you can count on Mick kicking off with, “Hello Los Angeles—we’re rockin’ tonight!” Next week in New York, he’s not shouting out L.A.—he’s calling out New York City. A simple change, but one that creates connection.

Here’s another example from my own experience:

When I book comedians from New York or L.A. to perform near Cleveland, many of them aren’t familiar with the local scene. But the savvy ones will ask how they can relate to the crowd. One question I often hear:

“What’s a suburb near Cleveland that locals make fun of?”

No offense intended, but I usually tell them “Parma.” Then during their act, the comic tosses in a joke referencing Parma—and suddenly the audience feels like, this comic gets us.

Now here’s the truth: that comedian may not know anything else about Parma. But next week, in another town, they’ll ask the same question and swap in a different local punchline. That’s personalizing the performance – and it works. Audiences respond to it. Talent bookers and event planners love it.

What I Do for Corporate Bookings

When I book a comic or speaker for a corporate event, I include a short questionnaire with the contract. It’s the best way to learn about the audience and the company. Based on the answers, I’ll ask the performer to incorporate relevant material into their act.

Here are a few examples of what I might ask:

  • Is there a theme for the event?
  • What should we know about the city or event location?
  • Who are some key people in the company?
  • Are there any individuals you’d like us to spotlight – either for recognition or audience participation?
  • What are the company’s products or services?
  • Is there a rival company we can (respectfully) poke fun at – or one we should avoid mentioning?
  • Where do employees like to hang out after work?

The depth of personalization depends on how much the client wants to share – but even a few specific details can go a long way in creating a stronger audience connection.

What About Customization?

Earlier, I mentioned both personalizing and customizing. Here’s the difference:

  • Personalizing involves adjusting an existing act or presentation to reflect the audience or event.
  • Customizing means creating brand-new material specifically tailored to the client’s message, goals, or theme – and yes, it usually comes with a higher fee, because it involves extra time and effort.

A customized presentation starts with a deep dive. I’ll often interview the client, event planner, and key team members to learn about the company culture, industry challenges, and internal goals. The performer then builds their presentation around that material, while still staying true to the style that got them hired in the first place.

For example, if a speaker is known for expertise in communication, the client won’t ask them to build a presentation on accounting. Similarly, if they hire Carrot Top, they’re not going to request a prop-free, TED Talk-style set. You get what you’re paying for – but a smart performer can shape their material to suit your exact needs.

Just like The Rolling Stones wouldn’t skip Jumpin’ Jack Flash in concert, comedians and speakers know their core act is what the audience expects. But with the right information, they can personalize – or fully customize – it to turn a good performance into a great one.

And that’s what makes a corporate event truly memorable.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!

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Comedy contests offer stage time

Hi Dave – I did an open mic and saw the club was hosting another round of their “Best Amateur Comedian” contest. I want to enter, but not sure I’m ready. What’s the deal with comedy contests overall? – L.P.

More stage time!

Hey L.P. – Here’s a big chunk of personal opinion. I like comedy contests in clubs for one simple reason – stage time. Otherwise, I’m not a big fan. Winners are usually decided by audience applause and the person who packs in the most friends (voters) will win. I’ve seen this happen over and over and can’t remember ever seeing the funniest comedian (another chunk of personal opinion) actually win one of these contests. Whoever can coax in the most paying customers will be awarded, “Funniest Comedian.”

Doesn’t seem fair – does it?

Of course, the club owners and management have no problem with this because they make money from paying customers. And you know what? I also have NO PROBLEM with that because it’s show BUSINESS and if the club doesn’t make money, then comedians have one less place to perform. That’s the business part that comedians and performers in general need to understand. So, from that point of view – I’m a BIG fan of comedy contests.

But since you’re a comedian, let’s stick with the comedian’s point of view…

There are other ways to decide contest winners. Similar to the format used on the various television talent shows there might be a panel of judges making the award-winning decision. I’m sure most comedians would deem that more of a fair competition when performing in front of a loaded audience, but then you need to impress the judges. Depending on what they personally enjoy (clean comedy, adult comedy, etc.…) this might compromise your comedy voice and material.

This is also true if you have to play by their rules.

But I still got on stage!

For instance, I’ve seen comedians disqualified from contests because they’ve accidentally dropped the F-Bomb (against the rules) or went 10 seconds over their allotted time – even though the only reason they couldn’t get through their set in the given amount of time was because of audience applause and laugh breaks. But you need to follow their specific contest rules and if you don’t – then you just blew it in front of the judges.

Again – doesn’t seem fair, does it? The losers will tell you that, while the winners will add the award to their resumes.

Here’s the real scoop about comedy contests.

A BIG name, BIG time comedy contest is a BIG deal and will open up BIG opportunities for the BIG winners.

Think BIG – like the winners of the almost-forgotten television show Last Comic Standing or contests associated with a major city or festival like Montreal, Boston, New York or San Francisco. Win one of those and you not only will be seen by many important entertainment industry movers and shakers, but you could even wind up with your own sitcom.

No BS – I’ve seen it happen.

Of course there are always two sides to everything. Some of the best comedians I’ve worked with and respect the most never won a local comedy contest. And you know what? I don’t think any of them really care. They were simply dedicated to being good comedians and losing a contest never stopped them from working toward their goal. They also would never have considered changing who they are on stage or what language they use, and instead develop material that the judges would approve of next time.

That’s not why they got into the biz in the first place.

I’ll also make an assumption and say that during the early days of their careers they might have entered a local contest or two. But I’m sure they only did it for the same reason I’ll tell you to do it – stage time. I remember a few comics at the NYC Improv going to other clubs for contests and not even staying to see who won. That wasn’t important – getting on stage was.

Any time you have an opportunity to get on stage and work on your act, grab it and use it to your advantage. As you should know, improving as a comedian (humorous speaker or performer in general) can only happen through performing experience. And you know what comedy contests offer?

STAGE TIME.

Yeah, they may also offer cash prizes and more stage time, so of course you want to win to reap those benefits. But if you don’t, there’s no reason to sweat it or feel bad.

By the way, that’s why I’m not a big fan of comedy contests. Not everyone starts out in the business with a thick skin. That has to be developed if you ever plan to be serious about a comedy career. Newer comedians might put too much weight behind a comedy contest and feel if they don’t win, they’re not talented. No – it just means you didn’t bring enough friends, didn’t cater to the judge’s sense of humor, or haven’t had enough stage experience. There are no short cuts – sorry.

But you still win because you get stage time. So, contests are good for that reason.

If you win the contest – that’s great! I hope it leads to more stage time. But if you don’t…

Like I’ve mentioned, a lot of top comedians never won a contest and never lost any sleep over it. They took advantage of the experience on stage and used it to become better comedians.

So go ahead – enter. Just know why you’re doing it.

For the experience. Not the trophy.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!

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3 Lessons I Learned From a 30-Year Comedy Veteran – Dave Schwensen

By Siddesh Pai – “I Help Comedians, Humor Keynote Speakers & Entrepreneurs Enhance Their Personal Brand Through Targeted Newsletters | Standup Comedian”

Readers: You can locate Siddesh Pai through the following link on LinkedIn. This is an interview we did earlier this year and I liked it enough to share it. Thanks Siddesh and keep laughing!!

https://www.linkedin.com/in/siddeshpai/

3 Lessons I Learned From a 30-Year Comedy Veteran – Dave Schwensen

Talking comedy

Dave has been working in comedy for three decades. But he wants to make one thing clear: he’s not a stand-up comedian. To me, it felt like a writer who doesn’t read. But that’s exactly what makes him different—he’s spent his career booking, coaching, and writing on the business of comedy. In our conversation, he dropped some serious wisdom on why treating comedy like a business is the key to making it a career.

1) Comedy Can’t Be Taught—But It Can Be Coached

“I don’t believe you can teach comedy. What I think is funny, you might not. My kids certainly don’t think I’m funny.” I can’t tell you the Three Stooges are funny if you don’t find slipping on a banana peel hilarious, there’s nothing he can do to change that. This is where coaching comes in. Every comedian has a different style, a different rhythm, and a different worldview. Dave helps comics refine that—polishing the delivery, cutting the fat from jokes, and shaping a strong act. Because at the end of the day, you can’t teach funny. But you can help someone be funnier.

2) No One Is Going to Hand You Stage Time – You Have to Create It

“You can’t teach timing, you can’t teach delivery, and you sure as hell can’t teach stage presence. You have to get up there and do it.” Most comedians think getting better means hitting open mics over and over. But Dave has a different take – go where the audience actually wants entertainment. Clubs are competitive. You’re performing for other comics, waiting for their turn. But business events, fundraisers, and community groups? They’re desperate for entertainment. Your first gigs might be free, but that’s how you build momentum. One day, you’re performing at a Rotary Club for free. The next, someone offers you $500 to do the same set. Stage time is currency. The more you get, the faster you grow.

3) They Call It Amateur Night, But No One Is Trying to Hire an Amateur

A lot of comedians treat stand-up like a passion project. But the ones who make a career out of it? They treat it like a business. – Networking Matters – Hanging out with comics at open mics isn’t enough. Get to know bookers, producers, and event organizers. These are the people who can actually get you paid work. – Market Yourself – Being funny isn’t enough if no one knows you exist. Build a brand, create content, and stay on people’s radar. Your name should pop up when someone’s looking for a comedian. – Be a Professional – Show up on time. Have a tight five. Be easy to work with. Give people your business card. Make yourself easy to book. The comedians who get booked aren’t just the funniest—they’re the ones who treat it like a business.

Thanks for reading – and keep laughing!

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