Meeting a Talent Booker? Ask the Right Questions.

Hola Dave – When meeting a booker, agent, or manager for the first time, are there any important questions a comedian should ask? Should those questions be different depending on who you’re talking to? I’m attending a comedy festival that will be loaded with scouts, and I’d like to be prepared. – A

Who’s askin’?

Hey A – Great question. As I mentioned in my reply to A’s email, I’ve usually been sitting on the other side of the table – as the booker or agent. I’ve also worked with speakers, musicians, and variety acts, so I can tell you what typically happens during that first conversation.

If I couldn’t see a performer live, I’d watch a video. If the act looked promising, I’d review the promotional material – credits, recommendations, training, media appearances, and other experience. If everything suggested a good fit for a particular market, whether comedy clubs, colleges, or corporate events, I’d schedule a phone call or meeting.

That’s a pretty standard process.

During that conversation, I wanted to know where the comedian had performed, what types of venues they worked, and whether they were an opener, feature, or headliner. If we were in the same city, I’d arrange to see them perform live. If we were hundreds of miles apart, video became the deciding factor.

One thing many newer comedians don’t realize is how much this business runs on referrals. Bookers, agents, and producers constantly call each other asking, “Have you worked with this comic?” or “Do you know anything about this performer?”

Do Your Homework First

I’ve got questions!

Many of your questions can actually be answered before you ever introduce yourself.

If you haven’t heard of an agent or booker, research them online. Legitimate industry professionals usually have websites, client lists, social media, or production credits. Find out who they represent and what markets they work in.

Also, talk to other working comedians and speakers. Conversations about agents, bookers, and managers happen constantly. You’ll hear success stories, horror stories, and everything in between. I learned as much sitting around The Improv talking with comics as I ever did in an office.

The Best Question You Can Ask

If I could recommend asking only one question, it would be this:

“What markets do you specialize in?”

That answer tells you almost everything.

When I worked in New York and Los Angeles, most agents were focused on television, major comedy clubs, and entertainment opportunities. Later, when I moved to the Midwest, I discovered agencies I’d never even heard of that were incredibly successful booking colleges and corporate events.

When I became involved with the college market through NACA, I discovered many college agents had little interest in television or Hollywood. Their entire business was booking campuses nationwide, and they were excellent at it.

The lesson?

If your goal is television, you need someone who specializes in television.

If your goal is corporate events, colleges, cruise ships, or theaters, you need someone who has relationships in those markets.

Not every representative is built for every career path.

What Not to Ask

At a first meeting, avoid bringing up commissions, contract percentages, or deal terms unless they introduce the subject first.

If they’re interested in working with you, those conversations will happen naturally. That’s the time to accept, negotiate, or walk away – not during a casual meet-and-greet at a festival.

Remember, the first conversation is usually about getting acquainted. They’ll probably be asking far more questions than you are.

Answer honestly, present yourself professionally, and avoid overselling. Confidence is attractive. Desperation isn’t.

Ask Questions That Fit Your Career

The best questions are always personal to your goals.

Since I know the comedian who sent today’s question – and I also know “Hola” isn’t in my English dictionary – I suggested he ask whether they work in the Latino entertainment market. That’s a huge opportunity, and if that’s part of his career vision, it’s important to know whether a potential representative has the connections to help him succeed in both English and Spanish speaking markets.

The right agent isn’t simply someone who can book you.

It’s someone who can book your career.

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One More Story…

One of my closest friends in New York studied acting at the University of Miami. One of his classmates was a bilingual Cuban actor named Rocky Echevarria.

Early in his career, Rocky found success in Spanish language television. But his agent believed he could also break into mainstream American film and television, so they aggressively pursued English speaking roles.

Rocky eventually changed his professional name to Steven Bauer and landed the role of Manny opposite Al Pacino in Scarface.

Could another agent have helped him get there? Maybe.

But the important point is this: his representative had a vision that matched his long-term career goals – not just his current opportunities.

The Bottom Line

Whenever you have the chance to meet an agent, manager, or talent booker, don’t focus on what they can do for you next week.

Find out where they work, who they represent, and whether their strengths align with the career you’re trying to build.

The right representative can open doors.

The wrong one may keep you knocking on the same doors for years.

Choose wisely – and don’t be afraid to ask the questions that matter.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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Why Do Talent Bookers Organize Showcases?

Hey Dave – You’ve talked about showcasing in the last few newsletters. What’s the motivation for a talent booker to organize these showcases? What’s the benefit to the booker and the club? — MB

Hey MB – The simple answer is this: showcases exist to find talent.

Whether it’s a comedy club talent booker, casting director, television producer, event planner, or speaker bureau, they all have the same goal – to see performers in action before hiring them.

Yes, they watch videos. Everyone does.

But if you’re in a major entertainment market like Los Angeles or New York, there are far more opportunities to watch performers live. And live tells you things that a video never can.

Think about your favorite band. Watching them on YouTube is one experience. Seeing them perform in concert is something completely different. The same is true for comedians and speakers.

What Talent Bookers Are Really Looking For

When I worked for The Improv in Los Angeles and New York, I regularly received calls from casting directors looking for very specific performers. Sometimes it was for a sitcom, movie, documentary, commercial, or a one-time appearance on a late-night television show.

One of the most competitive showcases we hosted was for The Tonight Show.

The producers weren’t simply looking for funny comedians. They were looking for comics who were funny and experienced enough to handle the pressure of national television. They wanted performers who could walk on stage, deliver under the lights, and not freeze in front of the cameras.

If you had only five minutes of material and were hoping to hit the lottery, this wasn’t your audition.

Why Three Minutes Is Enough

Rather than spending weeks reviewing hundreds of submissions, producers could schedule one showcase and watch a carefully selected group of comedians perform live.

Most comics were given about three minutes.

That may sound short, but experienced talent bookers can learn a tremendous amount in three minutes. They can evaluate stage presence, confidence, originality, audience connection, professionalism, and, of course, whether the performer consistently gets laughs.

I used the same system as Talent Coordinator for A&E’s An Evening at the Improv.

After reviewing stacks of audition videos, I’d invite about ten comedians to perform at a Monday night showcase. Each comic did three minutes, so the entire showcase lasted only about half an hour.

There was never a quota for how many comics we’d book.

One week we might discover four or five performers ready for television. The following week, none.

That’s simply the nature of scouting talent.

A Real-World Example

One evening at the New York Improv, I received a call from The Today Show.

It was an election year, and the producers wanted a comedian who performed political material.

Instead of launching a nationwide search, I contacted ten comedians from our roster who specialized in political comedy and scheduled a showcase.

Each comic performed three minutes.

The producers came to the club, watched everyone in one evening, and selected the performer they wanted.

It saved them from reviewing hundreds of videos and scheduling countless auditions. They made one trip, saw everyone under identical conditions, and left with exactly what they needed.

That’s the real value of a showcase.

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Why Agents and Managers Love Showcases

Showcases aren’t just organized by talent bookers.

Agents and managers often book showcase time at clubs like The Improv and fill the lineup with comedians from their own roster.

Then they invite casting directors, producers, network executives, talent buyers—and in the case of managers, talent agents they hope will represent their clients.

Yes, organizing these events takes work.

But it’s far more efficient than emailing promotional packages, making dozens of phone calls, and trying to schedule individual meetings.

Everyone who matters is in the same room at the same time.

A successful showcase becomes part audition, part networking event, and part business meeting.

What’s the Benefit for the Club?

Hosting industry showcases brings prestige – and business.

Imagine owning a comedy club that’s regularly visited by producers from major television shows, film studios, streaming platforms, and talent agencies.

Where do ambitious comedians want to perform?

That club.

And when the best comedians want your stage, audiences follow.

That’s why clubs compete just as hard to host industry showcases as comedians compete to perform in them.

Showcases Aren’t Just for Comedians

The same principle applies to humorous speakers.

When I worked as an agent booking college entertainment through the National Association for Campus Activities (NACA), showcases were the primary way speakers and comedians landed college bookings.

At regional NACA conferences, colleges sent student activities representatives to watch live showcases over several days.

Comedians, motivational speakers, musicians, hypnotists, and other entertainers each performed approximately twenty-minute sets.

After seeing them live, the student delegates selected who they wanted to bring to their campuses during the upcoming school year.

If you wanted college bookings, you had to be seen.

The Bottom Line

Whether you’re pursuing comedy clubs, television, corporate events, or speaking engagements, showcases remain one of the most efficient ways for buyers to discover talent.

For talent bookers, it’s an organized way to evaluate performers.

For clubs, it’s an opportunity to build reputation and attract top acts.

And for comedians and speakers, it’s a chance to perform in front of the people who can actually hire you.

When you’re ready, there are few opportunities more valuable than getting on the right showcase stage.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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Why Three Minutes Is More Than Enough

Hey Dave – You’ve written about how important it is to stay within the amount of time you’ve been given on stage. My question is: Why are showcases so short? In most cases, I don’t think you have enough time to prove how good you really are. – S.K.

Hey S.K. – First, for anyone new to comedy or professional speaking, a showcase is simply another word for an audition.

A successful showcase can lead to paid work, television appearances, club bookings, corporate gigs, or even representation from an agent or manager.

Why do we call it a showcase instead of an audition? I’m not sure. Maybe it sounds more professional and less intimidating. Either way, the goal is the same: someone is deciding whether or not to hire you.

I’ve been involved in showcases for comedy clubs, television shows, corporate events, and college programs. Here’s a behind-the-scenes truth about the business:

The people doing the hiring want to make the best use of their time.

Talent bookers, agents, managers, and event planners don’t want to spend an entire evening watching one performer. It makes far more sense to watch several performers in a single session.

They also don’t want to sit through 10-, 20-, or 30-minute sets when they already know within the first few minutes that a performer isn’t what they’re looking for.

That’s why showcases feature multiple acts doing short sets.

For example, when I was auditioning comedians for A&E’s An Evening at the Improv, I scheduled showcases on Monday nights at The Improv in Los Angeles. We’d see ten comedians perform three-minute sets in about 35 minutes. The extra time was built in for introductions and transitions.

If everyone respected the clock, Mission Showcase was accomplished.

In just over half an hour, ten comedians had an opportunity to book a television appearance.

And it wasn’t just me in the room.

Talent scouts from The Tonight Show, HBO, MTV, and other networks knew these Monday-night showcases were happening. Everyone could evaluate a lot of talent in a short amount of time.

Of course, some comedians complained that three minutes wasn’t enough time to show what they could do.

They were wrong.

Three minutes is plenty of time for an experienced talent booker to know whether a performer is ready.

If you couldn’t convince me within three minutes that you belonged on An Evening at the Improv, then you weren’t ready for that particular show.

The same was true for the other bookers in the room.

Think about it: If a comedian can’t hold attention for three minutes during a showcase, why would a television producer trust that comic with three minutes of airtime?

Even if the performer somehow became hilarious in minute six, television viewers would already be changing channels.

The same principle applies to shows like America’s Got Talent, American Idol, and The Voice. Before contestants ever appear on television, thousands audition in front of producers and judges for only a few minutes—or sometimes less.

If they don’t make an impression quickly, they don’t move on.

The lesson?

Bring your A-game immediately.

A showcase isn’t the place to ease into your act and “warm up.” You don’t have time. Start strong and make every second count.

It’s also your opportunity to demonstrate professionalism.

When you respect your time limit, you’re showing industry people that you understand schedules, production needs, and the realities of the business. You’re proving that you’ll be easy to work with.

And there’s another reason time limits matter:

Your fellow performers.

Whether a showcase is held in front of a live audience or just a panel of judges, people can only absorb so many short performances before fatigue sets in.

That’s why showcases are designed to move quickly.

Sure, someone like Dave Chappelle can perform for two hours and leave audiences wanting more. He’s earned that ability through decades of experience and a mountain of material.

But if you’re already operating at Dave Chappelle’s level, you probably aren’t showcasing.

One way showcases stay fair is by preventing judges and audiences from becoming burned out before the later performers take the stage.

And that brings me to a story.

In my comedy workshops, ten aspiring comedians perform five-minute sets during our graduation show. That’s 50 minutes of comedy, plus an emcee opening the show and introducing each performer.

The audience begins the evening fresh and excited. By keeping the sets short and focused, energy stays high throughout the night.

A few years ago, the first comedian in the lineup had a strong five-minute set. We had worked hard on it together, and he was prepared.

The problem?

He never looked up.

I was in the back of the room, ready to signal when his time was almost up. But he kept staring at the front tables and never once looked toward the sound booth.

His five minutes ended.

And he kept talking.

The prepared material ran out. Then came the rambling.

Suddenly, the audience wasn’t laughing anymore.

People started looking at menus, chatting among themselves, and ordering drinks. They mentally checked out.

By the time he finally left the stage, the comedian who followed him had to work twice as hard just to regain the audience’s attention.

The damage had been done.

After the show, he came over and asked how he did.

The truth?

“You did ten freaking minutes.”

Okay, maybe I said it with a little more diplomacy than that (not really – I never use the word “freaking”).

But I explained how going long had affected the entire show—not just him, but every performer who followed.

The irony was that his first five minutes were excellent.

The extra five minutes erased much of the goodwill he had earned.

Fortunately, he learned the lesson. He’s still performing today, and talent bookers continue to hire him.

Which brings us back to your original question.

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Why are showcases so short?

Because experienced talent buyers don’t need a lot of time to evaluate talent. They’re looking for professionalism, stage presence, confidence, originality, and the ability to connect with an audience.

A strong performer can demonstrate all of that very quickly.

So whether you’re doing a showcase, audition, open mic, or paid gig, remember this:

Respect the clock.

Time on stage can be your greatest ally—or a ticking time bomb.

And as every comedian knows, nobody likes to bomb.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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The Comedy Business Secret: Let Clients Sell You

Hey Dave – You had an article a while back about using quotes from clients as promotion on websites. I’ve been doing sets for some local businesses and clubs and the people who hire me say they like what I do. Can I just take what they say and post it on my website, or do I need it in writing? How do I get these quotes? I want to move into doing better paying corporate shows. Thanks – H.P.

Great idea!!

Hey H.P. — You have a good memory. I ran an FAQ a while back about using “Blurbs and Letters of Recommendation.” Since I only keep these ramblings online for about six months before hitting delete, it’s gone into the comedy workshop archives. But because I’m such a generous and caring individual (please try not to laugh too hard), here’s the updated version…

The original article talked about what makes a strong recommendation letter, email, text or DM from a client. At its best, it’s more than a compliment — it’s advertising. It tells future clients what you brought to the event and why they should hire you for their next one. Then you pull a line or two from that recommendation — the “blurb” — and post it on your website or promo material, just like those glowing quotes you see on book covers.

And now that we’re caught up, let’s continue…

Most comedians and speakers already know that getting a recommendation isn’t always automatic. A client may absolutely love your performance, promise to send you a testimonial, and then… disappear into real life. It usually doesn’t mean they didn’t like you. It means work, family, meetings, deadlines and everything else shoved your recommendation to the bottom of the pile.

Or they simply forgot.

What are friends for?

I also think a lot of people view writing a recommendation the same way comedians view helping friends move furniture. They know they should do it… but they keep hoping it somehow goes away on its own.

That’s where this next tip comes in. I learned it years ago from successful speakers and comedians and believe me — it works far more often than it doesn’t.

Always bring a self-addressed stamped envelope to your gigs.

Seriously. I’m not joking.

When the client is praising you after the show — “You were great!” “The audience loved you!” “Best event we’ve had in years!” — don’t just smile, say thanks, and head for the parking lot. Ask for the recommendation right there while the excitement is fresh. When they say yes — and they usually will — hand them the envelope and say, “I’m making this easy for you.”

Before I started doing this, recommendations were hit-or-miss. Once clients had that envelope in their hands, the follow-through rate went way up. Part of it is convenience. Part of it may be guilt. Either way, the system works.

And there’s another bonus.

Some clients may send a formal letter on company or school letterhead that you can scan and post on your website. Others may decide typing an email is easier. Either one works in your favor.

It also helps to send a thank-you email, card or note after the performance — something you should be doing anyway. If you haven’t received the recommendation yet, that follow-up gives you another opportunity to remind them.

And yes — you really should get recommendations in writing.

A verbal compliment is wonderful, but if you’re posting someone’s quote, name, company or photo online, it’s smart business to have written permission. An email is perfectly acceptable. Think of it the same way publishers use written permission for quotes and endorsements on books.

Now… let’s deal with the chronic procrastinators.

Years ago, I heard a highly successful humorous speaker at a National Speakers Association meeting share this strategy. I tried it myself, and it worked beautifully.

If you still haven’t received a recommendation about a week after the gig, call the client. Thank them again for hiring you and ask for feedback about the event. If they start complimenting your performance — which hopefully they will — bring up the recommendation again.

And if they say, “I’ve just been really busy…” here’s the magic line:

“Would it help if I wrote something up for you?”

Again — I’m not making this up.

Tell them you’ll draft something simple they can edit however they want. Explain that recommendations help with future bookings and that event planners and agencies often want to see testimonials before hiring talent.

You’ll practically hear the sigh of relief on the other end of the phone.

You just volunteered to do their homework for them.

Send the draft by email or regular mail. They can approve it, tweak it, put it on company letterhead, sign it, and send it back in the SASE you thoughtfully provided in the first place.


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Most working comics and speakers probably think this is basic stuff. But newer performers often haven’t considered any of it. I’ve mentioned these ideas in workshops and watched eyes light up around the room. These are simple techniques — and they work.

One reader also suggested something that’s become even more valuable today: video testimonials.

Excellent idea.

Whenever possible, record your performance (with the client’s permission first). If people are praising you afterward, ask if they’d mind saying a few words on camera.

Seriously. Again — I’m not joking.

A short video testimonial from a happy client can be gold for your website or promo reel. It’s always more convincing when someone else is telling the world how great you are instead of you trying to convince them yourself.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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Running The Light (Going Over Your Time On Stage)

Hey Dave – Without revealing my secret identity, I heard you talking recently about a comedian who went way over his time on stage—and you didn’t sound too happy about it. Safe to say he overstayed his welcome. Care to elaborate? – G.

Did someone give me the light?

Hey G – “Secret identity?” What is this, a spy novel? Don’t worry – I’ll protect your cover. But if you were really undercover, you’d know better than to eavesdrop on my conversations. I tend to go long.

Speaking of going long…

Want to guarantee you won’t get booked again? Ignore the light. Stay on stage. Do another 10… 20… maybe 60 minutes. After all, the audience obviously can’t get enough of you, right?

(And just in case sarcasm doesn’t translate in print – insert a big NOT! right there.)

Here’s the reality: stand-up may be a creative art, but it operates within a very structured business. And one of the biggest unwritten rules is simple – respect your time on stage.

Yes, there are exceptions. If you’re selling out arenas or headlining major tours, audiences expect a longer “concert-style” experience. Think of Bruce Springsteen playing three-hour shows – fans love it, and they paid for it.

But unless you’re at that level, stick to your set time.

Why? Because behind every comedy show is a tightly run operation. Clubs run on schedules – doors open, shows start, staff works, and everything from the kitchen to the bar to the box office is timed around the performance.

Only NO fans!

When a comic goes long, it throws everything off:

  • The box office has already closed
  • Food and drink service has ended
  • Staff is waiting (on the clock) with no way to earn tips
  • The next audience is lining up while the current one is still inside

And here’s something a lot of performers don’t realize: clubs build in “check spots” so customers can pay before the show ends. Run long, and you increase the chances of people slipping out without paying – which often comes out of the server’s pocket.

Not exactly a standing ovation from the staff.

I once had a comedian tell me he was “helping the club” by going an hour over – giving the bar more time to sell drinks. That logic deserves a bigger laugh than anything he said on stage.

The business simply doesn’t work that way.

The same goes for corporate and college gigs. Those events run on tight schedules. Go short, you risk not getting paid. Go long, you risk never getting invited back.

Bottom line:

Time isn’t just a suggestion – it’s part of the job.

For newer comics especially, sticking to your time on stage shows professionalism. It tells bookers and managers you understand how the business works – and that you won’t create problems.

And that’s what keeps you working.

I could go on… but I’ll do something that comic didn’t do.

I’ll stick to my time.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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Comedy Festival Submission Tips

Hey Dave – I have submitted to a few comedy festivals each year over the past few years. It can get pretty costly, so I limit myself to only three or four a year. Other than the general submission of filling out the forms and sending in a link to a video, are there some tips to getting noticed and accepted into these festivals? Thanks and I always look forward to receiving your weekly letters. – RT

Enter the unknown

Hey RT – Here’s one thing I love about the comedy industry:

The unknown.

Ask ten comics or industry people how to get into festivals and you’ll get ten different answers. I’ve spent plenty of late nights in clubs and NYC diners listening to debates about trends, formulas, and “what works.” Then – WHAM – someone breaks all the rules and changes the conversation.

Think about when audiences first saw George Carlin doing the Hippie Dippy Weatherman… then a few years later delivering “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.” That shift didn’t just surprise audiences — it reshaped comedy itself.

That unpredictability is what makes comedy exciting… and sometimes maddening.

So what does that mean for festival submissions?

Carlin Before

Every festival is different. Some are major showcases featuring established names and carefully selected “up-and-coming” talent. Others spotlight local performers or serve as a celebration of a city’s comedy scene. Some have themes. If it’s a “Women in Comedy” festival, guys won’t make the lineup. If it’s a clean comedy event, explicit material won’t help your chances.

And beyond all of that — there’s taste. The people reviewing submissions have their own preferences, their own goals for the show, and their own vision of what fits. Unless you’re in that room, you simply can’t predict what they’re looking for at that moment.

That’s the unknown factor.

Connections can also play a role. Festival organizers often hear recommendations from agents, bookers, and comedians they trust. Just like agents keep tabs on who’s consistently working strong clubs, festival producers pay attention to buzz and reliability. You never know what background information may help – or hurt – a submission.

Carlin After

Now for the part you can control.

Treat comedy like a business.

Your goal is to be funny, original, reliable, and professional. Festival organizers want performers who help make their event successful. Even if a show features newer comics, no organizer wants an amateur-run experience for their audience.

Your submission video is the single most important tool you have.

Never submit a poor-quality video. Ever.

It no longer takes a big budget to get a clean recording with good audio. A basic camera on a tripod in the back of a club works — as long as the picture is clear and the sound is strong. Bookers want to hear you and the audience response. If they struggle to see or hear your set, they move on.

Also, don’t waste valuable seconds.

Start with material. Not introductions. Not stock lines. Not applause cues. If the first thing they see is you being funny, you’ve already helped your chances.

I recently reviewed a festival submission where the first thirty seconds were the MC’s introduction, followed by standard “Hello city!” and “Give yourselves a hand!” lines. That’s not what bookers are evaluating. They want to know one thing:

Are you funny?

Here’s the bottom line.

You can’t control taste, timing, or trends. But you can control professionalism. A strong video, focused material, and a business-minded approach show you’re serious about the work.

Even if you’re still developing – never present yourself as unprepared.

And remember… sometimes the unknown works in your favor.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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Clean or Dirty? You’d better know your audience

Hi Dave – I have one question. As a new comedian does my material have to be clean? – J.N.

Have a decision to make!

Hey J.N. — you’re not alone. This question comes up all the time, and new comedians ask it for a good reason: it matters.

Here’s the short answer upfront (because I’m rarely accused of giving one):

There is no right or wrong answer.

Comedy is both a creative art and a business, but before either of those things matter, there’s one primary goal:

Be funny.

How you get there is completely up to you.

A very famous comedian once told me (and I included this in my book How To Be A Working Comic):

“If you swear in real life, you’re going to swear on stage.”

That makes sense. If those words are already part of who you are, they’ll naturally show up in your act. But if they aren’t—don’t add them because you think they’ll make you funny. Audiences can smell that a mile away, and “trying to be edgy” is never as funny as being honest.

There’s a market for everything. Whether you choose to work clean or adult is a personal decision.

But since you asked – and once again, I’ve never been known for short answers – let’s look at this from a different angle.

We’ll call it…

Your Audience

But will they laugh?

You specifically said new comedian, so let’s start there.

When you’re beginning, your job is simple:

Get stage time. Learn how to write. Learn how to perform. Learn how audiences respond.

Along the way, you’ll encounter different rooms, different crowds, and very different expectations.

  • Some comedians love late-night, beer-soaked club crowds.
    Others prefer corporate events, colleges, or private functions.
  • Right now, it’s probably too early to know which lane you’ll ultimately choose—and that’s okay. But eventually, this becomes both a creative and business decision, because different markets hire different kinds of comics.

So here’s the real question behind your question:

Who do you want your audience to be?

Every entertainer has to answer that—not just comedians. As a creative artist, who do you want to make laugh? And as a businessperson (yes, that’s you), how will you build an audience that supports your work?

When you’re starting out, that audience could be anyone: open mics, bar shows, fundraisers, showcases. What matters most is experience. You don’t become a working comic by rehearsing in your living room or performing for the family dog.

You get better by getting on stage.

  • If they laugh, it works.
  • If they don’t, it doesn’t.

Audiences are honest that way—which is why stage time is priceless.

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Know the Room

Would your audience want clean material or adult material?

That’s not a moral question. It’s a practical one.

I’ve coached Born Again Christian comics and the most X-rated acts you can imagine. I don’t care which direction someone chooses—as long as they’re clear about it and performing for the right audience.

  • But make no mistake: there are rules in this business.
  • And those rules are made by the people who hire comedians.
  • You can’t do X-rated material on network television. Cable and satellite radio allow more freedom—but even then, context matters. The Disney Channel and The Howard Stern Show aren’t fighting over the same talent pool.

So ask yourself:

  • Where do you want to perform?
  • Who do you want laughing?
  • Which markets excite you?

You can work dirty—just don’t do it in front of grandparents who brought their grandkids for a fun night out. And don’t expect your clean, church-friendly material to crush in a late-night dive bar full of people upset that the bartender turned off cage-match wrestling for a comedy show.

Get the picture?

Experience Changes Everything

Many experienced comics can work both clean and adult. Why? Because their jokes are funny on their own—not because of an F-bomb. They can adjust based on the room.

A perfect example: cruise ship comics.

They perform family-friendly shows before and after dinner, then switch gears later that night for adult-only crowds. Same comedian. Same brain. Two very different sets—sometimes just hours apart.

That kind of flexibility comes from experience.

And one more thing to keep in mind…

The people who hire comics for corporate events, banquets, and private functions pay far more than the beer-soaked guy booking a bar show. That’s why many working comics love corporate gigs.

On the other hand, an uncensored Netflix special or becoming a regular guest on a show like Stern can launch a career just as fast.

Different paths. Same requirement.

So… Clean or Dirty?

As a new comedian, here’s my advice:

Focus on writing funny material—material that works with or without a few choice words. Develop jokes that stand on their own. Learn how to adjust your delivery depending on the room.

Then ask yourself:

  • Would I rather perform at a business luncheon—or a late-night dive bar?

Neither answer is wrong. But knowing your audience will help you find the right one.

And that’s where real comedy careers begin.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!

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Business card – got one?

Hi Dave – I’ve decided to order business cards. I was wondering what information I should include. I was thinking phone number, email, and website. Is there anything else I need, or any reason not to include my address? – K.S.

Could use more info…

Hey K.S. – Great decision. I’m always surprised how many comedians or performers still don’t have business cards. Maybe they think it’s a relic from the past—like mailing out DVDs instead of sending a link—but a business card is still an important promotional tool.

How is anyone supposed to know you’re out there and available for gigs if you don’t promote yourself? Unless you’re already a known comic, have a Comedy Central special, or a big-time agent pushing for you, you need to be prepared to handle the business side of your career.

Of course, the first step in any business is to be so good on stage that people want to see you again. That comes from writing, performing, then repeating the process countless times. But once you’re ready to move forward, promotion becomes a major part of your plan. It helps you take advantage of opportunities that can lead to showcases and paying gigs.

Promotion gets your foot in the door. Talent, hard work, and dedication are what get you hired. As I say in my book Comedy FAQs and Answers:

They may call it amateur night, but nobody’s looking to hire an amateur.

Memorize that—it’s true.

Now, your question wasn’t about showcases or all the ways to promote yourself, so let’s talk specifically about business cards.

I write a lot about networking and being part of your local comedy scene because you never know who you’ll meet—someone who could genuinely help your career. But are you prepared when that moment happens?

My latest

Back when I worked at The Improv, comedians would often ask how to get an audition or how to submit a video. Then, instead of handing over a business card, they’d say, “Let me give you my email,” and expect a manager to write it down—or they’d start searching for a bar napkin to scribble on.

Were they nuts? That’s not how you make a professional impression. And in my head, every time someone did that, I’d think: “Amateur…”

Even worse, some comics would just give their name and say, “I’ll send you my link,” or “Keep me in mind for showcases.”

Sorry, but I’m terrible with names. Honestly, there’s a woman interrupting me right now while I’m trying to write this. Her name escapes me… I should remember it—we’re married.

Get the idea?

People like talent bookers, event planners, and club managers deal with a lot of names. Make it easy for them to remember you and contact you. Business cards aren’t outdated or uncool. They’re a simple, effective professional tool.

So to finally answer your question:

Your business card should include:

  • Your name
  • What you do (comedian, speaker, etc.)
  • Your best contact info
    • Phone
    • Email
    • Website (with video and promo materials)

If you have a blog, newsletter, or podcast that supports your career and is actually interesting, you can include that link too.

Electronic business cards—QR codes, NFC cards, or files you can Airdrop—are also becoming popular. They’re great to have, but not everyone uses them yet. For someone just getting started, keep it simple and carry regular business cards.

A smart move is to design your card so it stands out. A photo or logo works, but if you (or a designer friend) can create something genuinely unique, memorable, or just plain cool, people are far more likely to keep it instead of losing it in a drawer.

On the flip side!

Try out a few designs on any inexpensive business card site—there are plenty—and don’t leave the house without at least a few cards on you. You can update or redesign them any time since they’re cheap and sometimes even free.

If you’re serious about building a career, you have to take promoting and networking seriously. When you meet someone new or stumble into an opportunity, a business card clearly communicates who you are and how to reach you. There’s nothing amateur about that.

One important warning:

Never put your home address on your business card or any promotional material. You don’t know where that card may end up, and the last thing you want is some wacko showing up at your door. Yes, this has happened—to both male and female performers.

A business card isn’t an outdated relic. It’s a simple, professional way to help people find you—and hire you.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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3 Lessons I Learned From a 30-Year Comedy Veteran – Dave Schwensen

By Siddesh Pai – “I Help Comedians, Humor Keynote Speakers & Entrepreneurs Enhance Their Personal Brand Through Targeted Newsletters | Standup Comedian”

Readers: You can locate Siddesh Pai through the following link on LinkedIn. This is an interview we did earlier this year and I liked it enough to share it. Thanks Siddesh and keep laughing!!

https://www.linkedin.com/in/siddeshpai/

3 Lessons I Learned From a 30-Year Comedy Veteran – Dave Schwensen

Talking comedy

Dave has been working in comedy for three decades. But he wants to make one thing clear: he’s not a stand-up comedian. To me, it felt like a writer who doesn’t read. But that’s exactly what makes him different—he’s spent his career booking, coaching, and writing on the business of comedy. In our conversation, he dropped some serious wisdom on why treating comedy like a business is the key to making it a career.

1) Comedy Can’t Be Taught—But It Can Be Coached

“I don’t believe you can teach comedy. What I think is funny, you might not. My kids certainly don’t think I’m funny.” I can’t tell you the Three Stooges are funny if you don’t find slipping on a banana peel hilarious, there’s nothing he can do to change that. This is where coaching comes in. Every comedian has a different style, a different rhythm, and a different worldview. Dave helps comics refine that—polishing the delivery, cutting the fat from jokes, and shaping a strong act. Because at the end of the day, you can’t teach funny. But you can help someone be funnier.

2) No One Is Going to Hand You Stage Time – You Have to Create It

“You can’t teach timing, you can’t teach delivery, and you sure as hell can’t teach stage presence. You have to get up there and do it.” Most comedians think getting better means hitting open mics over and over. But Dave has a different take – go where the audience actually wants entertainment. Clubs are competitive. You’re performing for other comics, waiting for their turn. But business events, fundraisers, and community groups? They’re desperate for entertainment. Your first gigs might be free, but that’s how you build momentum. One day, you’re performing at a Rotary Club for free. The next, someone offers you $500 to do the same set. Stage time is currency. The more you get, the faster you grow.

3) They Call It Amateur Night, But No One Is Trying to Hire an Amateur

A lot of comedians treat stand-up like a passion project. But the ones who make a career out of it? They treat it like a business. – Networking Matters – Hanging out with comics at open mics isn’t enough. Get to know bookers, producers, and event organizers. These are the people who can actually get you paid work. – Market Yourself – Being funny isn’t enough if no one knows you exist. Build a brand, create content, and stay on people’s radar. Your name should pop up when someone’s looking for a comedian. – Be a Professional – Show up on time. Have a tight five. Be easy to work with. Give people your business card. Make yourself easy to book. The comedians who get booked aren’t just the funniest—they’re the ones who treat it like a business.

Thanks for reading – and keep laughing!

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