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Promotional video needs an audience

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Dave – Does the promotional video have to be in front of a live audience? Most open-mics are restricted to 5 minutes and my bits are longer. Also, many open-mics are poor venues to make quality video. – ET

A live audience member

Hey ET – If you’re promoting for a live performance gig you need to show the talent booker what you can do in front of a live audience. Maybe if you’re sending in your “reel” for an acting gig – commercials, TV or film – I doubt it would matter. Then again, since we’re dealing with comedians and humorous speakers and not actors (well, not necessarily) the answers to your questions – in order – are:

  • Yes
  • Tough
  • Figure out another option

Okay, I know the last two sound kind of harsh, but I’ll explain my reasoning in a moment. But for right now I’ll fall back on a standard reasoning that this is a business. Yes, it is a creative business that survives on talent and continues by discovering new talent that is different, innovative and sometimes not afraid to push down a few established barriers. But when it comes to the business of promoting, there are some established thoughts I don’t think are going to change anytime in the near future.

One is submitting a promo video filmed in front of a live audience.

When you want to be considered for a performance gig – you need to show the talent booker a performance in front of an audience. They want to see how you work on stage and an audience reaction before they’ll take a chance on you. There’s no other way outside of a live showcase to do that.

Think of it like test-driving a new car. A buyer wants to know how it runs on the highway, rather than just taking the seller’s word on it. It’s the same thing with live performers. A good talent booker wants to know what he’s buying before putting the comic (or speaker, or musician…) on stage in front of a “live” audience. If the audience enjoys the show they might come back for another (clubs like returning customers), but if it’s a bomb they might just go to a movie or another club next time.

You need one of these!

It’s pretty much impossible to get an accurate feel for a comedian or speaker without an audience. I’m sure most comics know what I’m talking about from doing open mics in front of only two or three people. They’ve learned that you still need to perform for them.

I remember getting videos for A&E’s An Evening at the Improv from aspiring comedians that were filmed in their living rooms, basements, and bedrooms, and even outside. No audience – just them in front of a camera. Honestly, they were laughable because they came off as amateurs that really had no performing experience (an experienced comic would know better). And as I’ve been known to say…

They may call it amateur night, but no one wants to hire (pay for) an amateur.

So don’t even consider sending a promo video for a performance gig that was not filmed in front of an audience. The talent booker will be wondering why you couldn’t get on stage anywhere and had to do it this way.

Now as far as a time limit of say… five minutes. Again, it’s the business.

Talent bookers get a LOT of video submissions and simply don’t have the time to watch a string of comics doing… well, a LOT of time. Usually most of them know within the first 30 seconds if the comedian has the experience and material to maybe be hired. It’ll show right away.

Most bookers also know how to fast forward and stop at random places to see if the comic is getting laughs from an audience. I’ve sat and watched promo videos with more than a few very influential talent bookers in NYC and LA and have seen this happen.

So, whatever the length of the video, it should be your best and filmed in front of a live audience.

But saying five minutes is not enough time for your long bits could hurt you BIG TIME when you’re just starting out. An important part of the comedy club business is keeping comics “within their time.”

Headliners – the acts audiences are paying to see – have the most flexibility when it comes to time. I’ve seen many do an hour or more if there’s only one show that night and the audience is really having fun. But the opener and feature need to “stick to their time” so the headliner doesn’t go on too late in the show or in front of a burned-out audience.

Sometimes an opener can be given 15 minutes. But other nights, especially when there are two or three shows and maybe a guest set thrown in, the manager might tell the opener to do 5 minutes or less.

Can you do that?

If the manager says, “Do five minutes” and you go over your time because your bits are too long, chances are you won’t work that club again. I also remember a former member of my workshop calling me to say he’d had his best set ever during a contest at The Improv but was disqualified. Why? Because comics were given five minutes – and he had done five minutes and TEN seconds.

I’m not kidding. Again – it’s the business.

So if most open-mics only give you five minutes and your bits are longer, then you need to find other clubs that will give you more stage time. You don’t want to break their rules if you want to be invited back.

And again, time limits are important to remember if you want to get hired in most clubs. If you can’t stick to five minutes and that’s what they’re looking for, then turn down the gig. It won’t work in your favor.

Not every open-mic is a poor venue to make a quality video (your comment above) and if these are the only places you’re performing, it’s probably time to expand your horizons if you want to start getting paid work. Actually some of the more popular open-mics I’ve seen in various cities would be cool settings for a promo video. They may not have “FUNNY BONE” or another club logo on the back wall, but a stage, microphone and spotlight, and an attentive audience will usually do the trick.

The deal is that you want a real audience to make a decent promo video. A room full of open-mic comics who’ve probably heard your set a dozen times and are trying to figure out what they’re going to do on stage when you’re finished won’t be your best audience.

So this is where you figure out another option.

When you’re going to do a promotional video – promote the gig. Seriously. Invite friends, family, co-workers and anyone else you can get in the club. I’ve seen comics in NYC standing on the sidewalk handing out flyers not because it was a bringer show, but because they wanted an audience for their promo video.

Another option is to get a few other comics involved that also want new promo videos. Again, I learned this trick in NYC. Five or six comics would plan to do their videos on the same night and PACK the club with just about everyone they knew.

Once the scene was set – all they had to do was be funny (not an option – ha!) and film it.

At the end of the night they had new promo videos filmed in front of a “live” audience that (from what I remember) got them work from talent bookers. Then when they were booked in better clubs, they got better videos – and the cycle continues for anyone who wants to be a working comic.

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Meeting a Talent Booker? Ask the Right Questions.

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Hola Dave – When meeting a booker, agent, or manager for the first time, are there any important questions a comedian should ask? Should those questions be different depending on who you’re talking to? I’m attending a comedy festival that will be loaded with scouts, and I’d like to be prepared. – A

Who’s askin’?

Hey A – Great question. As I mentioned in my reply to A’s email, I’ve usually been sitting on the other side of the table – as the booker or agent. I’ve also worked with speakers, musicians, and variety acts, so I can tell you what typically happens during that first conversation.

If I couldn’t see a performer live, I’d watch a video. If the act looked promising, I’d review the promotional material – credits, recommendations, training, media appearances, and other experience. If everything suggested a good fit for a particular market, whether comedy clubs, colleges, or corporate events, I’d schedule a phone call or meeting.

That’s a pretty standard process.

During that conversation, I wanted to know where the comedian had performed, what types of venues they worked, and whether they were an opener, feature, or headliner. If we were in the same city, I’d arrange to see them perform live. If we were hundreds of miles apart, video became the deciding factor.

One thing many newer comedians don’t realize is how much this business runs on referrals. Bookers, agents, and producers constantly call each other asking, “Have you worked with this comic?” or “Do you know anything about this performer?”

Do Your Homework First

I’ve got questions!

Many of your questions can actually be answered before you ever introduce yourself.

If you haven’t heard of an agent or booker, research them online. Legitimate industry professionals usually have websites, client lists, social media, or production credits. Find out who they represent and what markets they work in.

Also, talk to other working comedians and speakers. Conversations about agents, bookers, and managers happen constantly. You’ll hear success stories, horror stories, and everything in between. I learned as much sitting around The Improv talking with comics as I ever did in an office.

The Best Question You Can Ask

If I could recommend asking only one question, it would be this:

“What markets do you specialize in?”

That answer tells you almost everything.

When I worked in New York and Los Angeles, most agents were focused on television, major comedy clubs, and entertainment opportunities. Later, when I moved to the Midwest, I discovered agencies I’d never even heard of that were incredibly successful booking colleges and corporate events.

When I became involved with the college market through NACA, I discovered many college agents had little interest in television or Hollywood. Their entire business was booking campuses nationwide, and they were excellent at it.

The lesson?

If your goal is television, you need someone who specializes in television.

If your goal is corporate events, colleges, cruise ships, or theaters, you need someone who has relationships in those markets.

Not every representative is built for every career path.

What Not to Ask

At a first meeting, avoid bringing up commissions, contract percentages, or deal terms unless they introduce the subject first.

If they’re interested in working with you, those conversations will happen naturally. That’s the time to accept, negotiate, or walk away – not during a casual meet-and-greet at a festival.

Remember, the first conversation is usually about getting acquainted. They’ll probably be asking far more questions than you are.

Answer honestly, present yourself professionally, and avoid overselling. Confidence is attractive. Desperation isn’t.

Ask Questions That Fit Your Career

The best questions are always personal to your goals.

Since I know the comedian who sent today’s question – and I also know “Hola” isn’t in my English dictionary – I suggested he ask whether they work in the Latino entertainment market. That’s a huge opportunity, and if that’s part of his career vision, it’s important to know whether a potential representative has the connections to help him succeed in both English and Spanish speaking markets.

The right agent isn’t simply someone who can book you.

It’s someone who can book your career.

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One More Story…

One of my closest friends in New York studied acting at the University of Miami. One of his classmates was a bilingual Cuban actor named Rocky Echevarria.

Early in his career, Rocky found success in Spanish language television. But his agent believed he could also break into mainstream American film and television, so they aggressively pursued English speaking roles.

Rocky eventually changed his professional name to Steven Bauer and landed the role of Manny opposite Al Pacino in Scarface.

Could another agent have helped him get there? Maybe.

But the important point is this: his representative had a vision that matched his long-term career goals – not just his current opportunities.

The Bottom Line

Whenever you have the chance to meet an agent, manager, or talent booker, don’t focus on what they can do for you next week.

Find out where they work, who they represent, and whether their strengths align with the career you’re trying to build.

The right representative can open doors.

The wrong one may keep you knocking on the same doors for years.

Choose wisely – and don’t be afraid to ask the questions that matter.

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Why Do Talent Bookers Organize Showcases?

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Hey Dave – You’ve talked about showcasing in the last few newsletters. What’s the motivation for a talent booker to organize these showcases? What’s the benefit to the booker and the club? — MB

Hey MB – The simple answer is this: showcases exist to find talent.

Whether it’s a comedy club talent booker, casting director, television producer, event planner, or speaker bureau, they all have the same goal – to see performers in action before hiring them.

Yes, they watch videos. Everyone does.

But if you’re in a major entertainment market like Los Angeles or New York, there are far more opportunities to watch performers live. And live tells you things that a video never can.

Think about your favorite band. Watching them on YouTube is one experience. Seeing them perform in concert is something completely different. The same is true for comedians and speakers.

What Talent Bookers Are Really Looking For

When I worked for The Improv in Los Angeles and New York, I regularly received calls from casting directors looking for very specific performers. Sometimes it was for a sitcom, movie, documentary, commercial, or a one-time appearance on a late-night television show.

One of the most competitive showcases we hosted was for The Tonight Show.

The producers weren’t simply looking for funny comedians. They were looking for comics who were funny and experienced enough to handle the pressure of national television. They wanted performers who could walk on stage, deliver under the lights, and not freeze in front of the cameras.

If you had only five minutes of material and were hoping to hit the lottery, this wasn’t your audition.

Why Three Minutes Is Enough

Rather than spending weeks reviewing hundreds of submissions, producers could schedule one showcase and watch a carefully selected group of comedians perform live.

Most comics were given about three minutes.

That may sound short, but experienced talent bookers can learn a tremendous amount in three minutes. They can evaluate stage presence, confidence, originality, audience connection, professionalism, and, of course, whether the performer consistently gets laughs.

I used the same system as Talent Coordinator for A&E’s An Evening at the Improv.

After reviewing stacks of audition videos, I’d invite about ten comedians to perform at a Monday night showcase. Each comic did three minutes, so the entire showcase lasted only about half an hour.

There was never a quota for how many comics we’d book.

One week we might discover four or five performers ready for television. The following week, none.

That’s simply the nature of scouting talent.

A Real-World Example

One evening at the New York Improv, I received a call from The Today Show.

It was an election year, and the producers wanted a comedian who performed political material.

Instead of launching a nationwide search, I contacted ten comedians from our roster who specialized in political comedy and scheduled a showcase.

Each comic performed three minutes.

The producers came to the club, watched everyone in one evening, and selected the performer they wanted.

It saved them from reviewing hundreds of videos and scheduling countless auditions. They made one trip, saw everyone under identical conditions, and left with exactly what they needed.

That’s the real value of a showcase.

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Why Agents and Managers Love Showcases

Showcases aren’t just organized by talent bookers.

Agents and managers often book showcase time at clubs like The Improv and fill the lineup with comedians from their own roster.

Then they invite casting directors, producers, network executives, talent buyers—and in the case of managers, talent agents they hope will represent their clients.

Yes, organizing these events takes work.

But it’s far more efficient than emailing promotional packages, making dozens of phone calls, and trying to schedule individual meetings.

Everyone who matters is in the same room at the same time.

A successful showcase becomes part audition, part networking event, and part business meeting.

What’s the Benefit for the Club?

Hosting industry showcases brings prestige – and business.

Imagine owning a comedy club that’s regularly visited by producers from major television shows, film studios, streaming platforms, and talent agencies.

Where do ambitious comedians want to perform?

That club.

And when the best comedians want your stage, audiences follow.

That’s why clubs compete just as hard to host industry showcases as comedians compete to perform in them.

Showcases Aren’t Just for Comedians

The same principle applies to humorous speakers.

When I worked as an agent booking college entertainment through the National Association for Campus Activities (NACA), showcases were the primary way speakers and comedians landed college bookings.

At regional NACA conferences, colleges sent student activities representatives to watch live showcases over several days.

Comedians, motivational speakers, musicians, hypnotists, and other entertainers each performed approximately twenty-minute sets.

After seeing them live, the student delegates selected who they wanted to bring to their campuses during the upcoming school year.

If you wanted college bookings, you had to be seen.

The Bottom Line

Whether you’re pursuing comedy clubs, television, corporate events, or speaking engagements, showcases remain one of the most efficient ways for buyers to discover talent.

For talent bookers, it’s an organized way to evaluate performers.

For clubs, it’s an opportunity to build reputation and attract top acts.

And for comedians and speakers, it’s a chance to perform in front of the people who can actually hire you.

When you’re ready, there are few opportunities more valuable than getting on the right showcase stage.

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Why Three Minutes Is More Than Enough

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Hey Dave – You’ve written about how important it is to stay within the amount of time you’ve been given on stage. My question is: Why are showcases so short? In most cases, I don’t think you have enough time to prove how good you really are. – S.K.

Hey S.K. – First, for anyone new to comedy or professional speaking, a showcase is simply another word for an audition.

A successful showcase can lead to paid work, television appearances, club bookings, corporate gigs, or even representation from an agent or manager.

Why do we call it a showcase instead of an audition? I’m not sure. Maybe it sounds more professional and less intimidating. Either way, the goal is the same: someone is deciding whether or not to hire you.

I’ve been involved in showcases for comedy clubs, television shows, corporate events, and college programs. Here’s a behind-the-scenes truth about the business:

The people doing the hiring want to make the best use of their time.

Talent bookers, agents, managers, and event planners don’t want to spend an entire evening watching one performer. It makes far more sense to watch several performers in a single session.

They also don’t want to sit through 10-, 20-, or 30-minute sets when they already know within the first few minutes that a performer isn’t what they’re looking for.

That’s why showcases feature multiple acts doing short sets.

For example, when I was auditioning comedians for A&E’s An Evening at the Improv, I scheduled showcases on Monday nights at The Improv in Los Angeles. We’d see ten comedians perform three-minute sets in about 35 minutes. The extra time was built in for introductions and transitions.

If everyone respected the clock, Mission Showcase was accomplished.

In just over half an hour, ten comedians had an opportunity to book a television appearance.

And it wasn’t just me in the room.

Talent scouts from The Tonight Show, HBO, MTV, and other networks knew these Monday-night showcases were happening. Everyone could evaluate a lot of talent in a short amount of time.

Of course, some comedians complained that three minutes wasn’t enough time to show what they could do.

They were wrong.

Three minutes is plenty of time for an experienced talent booker to know whether a performer is ready.

If you couldn’t convince me within three minutes that you belonged on An Evening at the Improv, then you weren’t ready for that particular show.

The same was true for the other bookers in the room.

Think about it: If a comedian can’t hold attention for three minutes during a showcase, why would a television producer trust that comic with three minutes of airtime?

Even if the performer somehow became hilarious in minute six, television viewers would already be changing channels.

The same principle applies to shows like America’s Got Talent, American Idol, and The Voice. Before contestants ever appear on television, thousands audition in front of producers and judges for only a few minutes—or sometimes less.

If they don’t make an impression quickly, they don’t move on.

The lesson?

Bring your A-game immediately.

A showcase isn’t the place to ease into your act and “warm up.” You don’t have time. Start strong and make every second count.

It’s also your opportunity to demonstrate professionalism.

When you respect your time limit, you’re showing industry people that you understand schedules, production needs, and the realities of the business. You’re proving that you’ll be easy to work with.

And there’s another reason time limits matter:

Your fellow performers.

Whether a showcase is held in front of a live audience or just a panel of judges, people can only absorb so many short performances before fatigue sets in.

That’s why showcases are designed to move quickly.

Sure, someone like Dave Chappelle can perform for two hours and leave audiences wanting more. He’s earned that ability through decades of experience and a mountain of material.

But if you’re already operating at Dave Chappelle’s level, you probably aren’t showcasing.

One way showcases stay fair is by preventing judges and audiences from becoming burned out before the later performers take the stage.

And that brings me to a story.

In my comedy workshops, ten aspiring comedians perform five-minute sets during our graduation show. That’s 50 minutes of comedy, plus an emcee opening the show and introducing each performer.

The audience begins the evening fresh and excited. By keeping the sets short and focused, energy stays high throughout the night.

A few years ago, the first comedian in the lineup had a strong five-minute set. We had worked hard on it together, and he was prepared.

The problem?

He never looked up.

I was in the back of the room, ready to signal when his time was almost up. But he kept staring at the front tables and never once looked toward the sound booth.

His five minutes ended.

And he kept talking.

The prepared material ran out. Then came the rambling.

Suddenly, the audience wasn’t laughing anymore.

People started looking at menus, chatting among themselves, and ordering drinks. They mentally checked out.

By the time he finally left the stage, the comedian who followed him had to work twice as hard just to regain the audience’s attention.

The damage had been done.

After the show, he came over and asked how he did.

The truth?

“You did ten freaking minutes.”

Okay, maybe I said it with a little more diplomacy than that (not really – I never use the word “freaking”).

But I explained how going long had affected the entire show—not just him, but every performer who followed.

The irony was that his first five minutes were excellent.

The extra five minutes erased much of the goodwill he had earned.

Fortunately, he learned the lesson. He’s still performing today, and talent bookers continue to hire him.

Which brings us back to your original question.

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Why are showcases so short?

Because experienced talent buyers don’t need a lot of time to evaluate talent. They’re looking for professionalism, stage presence, confidence, originality, and the ability to connect with an audience.

A strong performer can demonstrate all of that very quickly.

So whether you’re doing a showcase, audition, open mic, or paid gig, remember this:

Respect the clock.

Time on stage can be your greatest ally—or a ticking time bomb.

And as every comedian knows, nobody likes to bomb.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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The Comedy Business Secret: Let Clients Sell You

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Hey Dave – You had an article a while back about using quotes from clients as promotion on websites. I’ve been doing sets for some local businesses and clubs and the people who hire me say they like what I do. Can I just take what they say and post it on my website, or do I need it in writing? How do I get these quotes? I want to move into doing better paying corporate shows. Thanks – H.P.

Great idea!!

Hey H.P. — You have a good memory. I ran an FAQ a while back about using “Blurbs and Letters of Recommendation.” Since I only keep these ramblings online for about six months before hitting delete, it’s gone into the comedy workshop archives. But because I’m such a generous and caring individual (please try not to laugh too hard), here’s the updated version…

The original article talked about what makes a strong recommendation letter, email, text or DM from a client. At its best, it’s more than a compliment — it’s advertising. It tells future clients what you brought to the event and why they should hire you for their next one. Then you pull a line or two from that recommendation — the “blurb” — and post it on your website or promo material, just like those glowing quotes you see on book covers.

And now that we’re caught up, let’s continue…

Most comedians and speakers already know that getting a recommendation isn’t always automatic. A client may absolutely love your performance, promise to send you a testimonial, and then… disappear into real life. It usually doesn’t mean they didn’t like you. It means work, family, meetings, deadlines and everything else shoved your recommendation to the bottom of the pile.

Or they simply forgot.

What are friends for?

I also think a lot of people view writing a recommendation the same way comedians view helping friends move furniture. They know they should do it… but they keep hoping it somehow goes away on its own.

That’s where this next tip comes in. I learned it years ago from successful speakers and comedians and believe me — it works far more often than it doesn’t.

Always bring a self-addressed stamped envelope to your gigs.

Seriously. I’m not joking.

When the client is praising you after the show — “You were great!” “The audience loved you!” “Best event we’ve had in years!” — don’t just smile, say thanks, and head for the parking lot. Ask for the recommendation right there while the excitement is fresh. When they say yes — and they usually will — hand them the envelope and say, “I’m making this easy for you.”

Before I started doing this, recommendations were hit-or-miss. Once clients had that envelope in their hands, the follow-through rate went way up. Part of it is convenience. Part of it may be guilt. Either way, the system works.

And there’s another bonus.

Some clients may send a formal letter on company or school letterhead that you can scan and post on your website. Others may decide typing an email is easier. Either one works in your favor.

It also helps to send a thank-you email, card or note after the performance — something you should be doing anyway. If you haven’t received the recommendation yet, that follow-up gives you another opportunity to remind them.

And yes — you really should get recommendations in writing.

A verbal compliment is wonderful, but if you’re posting someone’s quote, name, company or photo online, it’s smart business to have written permission. An email is perfectly acceptable. Think of it the same way publishers use written permission for quotes and endorsements on books.

Now… let’s deal with the chronic procrastinators.

Years ago, I heard a highly successful humorous speaker at a National Speakers Association meeting share this strategy. I tried it myself, and it worked beautifully.

If you still haven’t received a recommendation about a week after the gig, call the client. Thank them again for hiring you and ask for feedback about the event. If they start complimenting your performance — which hopefully they will — bring up the recommendation again.

And if they say, “I’ve just been really busy…” here’s the magic line:

“Would it help if I wrote something up for you?”

Again — I’m not making this up.

Tell them you’ll draft something simple they can edit however they want. Explain that recommendations help with future bookings and that event planners and agencies often want to see testimonials before hiring talent.

You’ll practically hear the sigh of relief on the other end of the phone.

You just volunteered to do their homework for them.

Send the draft by email or regular mail. They can approve it, tweak it, put it on company letterhead, sign it, and send it back in the SASE you thoughtfully provided in the first place.

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Most working comics and speakers probably think this is basic stuff. But newer performers often haven’t considered any of it. I’ve mentioned these ideas in workshops and watched eyes light up around the room. These are simple techniques — and they work.

One reader also suggested something that’s become even more valuable today: video testimonials.

Excellent idea.

Whenever possible, record your performance (with the client’s permission first). If people are praising you afterward, ask if they’d mind saying a few words on camera.

Seriously. Again — I’m not joking.

A short video testimonial from a happy client can be gold for your website or promo reel. It’s always more convincing when someone else is telling the world how great you are instead of you trying to convince them yourself.

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Should You Self-Publish or Find a Literary Agent? The Real Business of Writing a Book

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Hi Dave – Which way do you lean when it comes to publishing a book? Should I try to get a NYC literary agent and a traditional publisher, or just self-publish? My blog is basically a manuscript in progress, but it’s already been reviewed – and rejected – by several agents through AgentQuery.com. One agent even sent me a personalized note saying it was great material, just not his style… but still worth publishing. As George Carlin once said: “A definite no… yeah.” Thanks! – C.B.

Is that a yes or a no?

Hey C.B. – If you had asked me that question when my first book came out through a New York publisher, I would have given you a long speech about why you should never self-publish.

Today? I’m right in the middle.

I’ve done both – traditional publishing and self-publishing – and there are advantages and disadvantages to each. Honestly, there’s no reason you can’t do both.

This topic comes up all the time with speakers and comedians because writing is part of the business. Whether it’s material for the stage, speeches, articles, or eventually a book, creative people write.

And let’s face it – most people believe the old saying:

Everyone has at least one book in them.

Writing it is one challenge.

Getting it published, read, and actually making money from it? That’s a whole different story.

So let’s get to your real question:

Literary Agent or Self-Publish?

First, let’s clear something up.

A “NYC agent” does not guarantee anything.

Your literary agent can be in New York, Los Angeles, Atlanta, London, or anywhere else. Publishing is largely handled online now, along with book fairs, networking events, and industry connections. Geography matters far less than relationships.

Case in point – my literary agent is based in Atlanta, and she landed me two book deals with New York publishers.

Before that, I lived in Manhattan for 14 years and ran one of the most famous comedy clubs in the world. I had contacts in television, film, and nightlife – but not publishing.

Without a literary agent, I would have never gotten past the gatekeepers.

My agent handled the submissions, made the calls, worked her contacts, and got the deals.

That’s the real value.

It’s Who They Know

What’s your story?

A literary agent’s success doesn’t depend on where they live.

It depends on who they know.

Their job is to get your work into the right hands – the editors and publishers who can actually say yes.

But first, you need the product.

That means the manuscript.

If you’re already famous, your agent can probably sell an idea or outline. If Taylor Swift calls her agent with a book idea, she gets a deal.

You and I?

We’d better have the full manuscript ready.

Traditional Publishing = Prestige

In my opinion, getting a real publisher to release your book is still the gold standard.

It’s harder. It takes longer. It can feel nearly impossible for an unknown author.

But it can happen – I’m proof.

And yes, it feels good knowing professionals in publishing believe in your work enough to invest real money and time.

There’s also still a stigma around self-publishing.

Sorry if that bruises a few egos, but it’s true.

Ask an author, “Who published your book?”

Saying the name of a recognized publishing house sounds a lot stronger than saying, “Well… I did.”

But Speakers and Comedians Need to Think Differently

Now let me shift this toward the people I usually write for – speakers and comedians.

Because honestly…

Who cares who published your book if the book helps you make money?

Professional speakers and comedians understand something called:

BOR Sales

(Back Of the Room)

Books. T-shirts. Audio programs. Videos. Merchandise.

If it isn’t nailed down backstage, someone is probably trying to sell it.

And smart performers should.

That’s where self-publishing becomes incredibly valuable.

Self-Publishing Can Pay Fast

Traditional publishing is prestigious.

Self-publishing is practical.

A publisher may give you an advance – which is great.

But self-publishing lets you create inventory for BOR sales.

You can literally open a box of books in the morning, do a speaking engagement or comedy show that night, and go home counting cash.

That’s real business.

I’m a big fan of Kindle Direct Publishing (KDP) for both paperbacks and eBooks. Costs have come down significantly.

But remember this:

You can’t autograph an eBook.

After a strong performance, audiences want more information – or a souvenir.

A signed physical book gives them both.

That’s why printed books still matter.

Don’t Go Cheap

If you self-publish, invest in quality.

Too many people look for the cheapest possible printer and end up with a cheap-looking book.

Bad idea.

A poor-quality book kills sales.

People will smile, shake your hand, compliment your performance – and walk away without buying.

In publishing, like comedy:

You get what you pay for.

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So What Should You Do?

My answer is:

Yes – try for both.

Pursue a literary agent and traditional publishing.

Absolutely.

But while you’re waiting – and yes, it can take years – also explore self-publishing, especially if you’re already performing regularly.

Because here’s the reality:

Most aspiring authors hear “no” far more than “yes.”

Can your ego handle that?

Self-publishing gives you immediate control.

Traditional publishing gives you long-term credibility.

Both can work.

Final Thought

If you truly have a book in you, get it out.

Look for literary agents.

Research submission guidelines.

Study agency websites.

Do the work.

But if you’re already a working speaker or comedian, also think seriously about self-publishing for BOR sales.

Key phrase there:

Already working.

Because if you’re not performing in front of audiences, promoting your book becomes much harder.

Otherwise, you’re just another unknown author competing online with thousands of others.

And trust me – I’ve heard plenty of horror stories from self-published authors with boxes of unsold books stacked in their basements.

Books don’t sell themselves.

Promotion matters.

That’s why every movie star on the planet hits the talk show circuit when a new film comes out.

It’s marketing.

And for speakers and comedians, your best marketing opportunity happens right after a great show – when the audience is excited, engaged, and standing right in front of you.

That’s when books sell.

That’s BOR.

And that’s why publishing – whether traditional or self-published – isn’t just about writing.

It’s about business.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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Comedy Blues and Creative Highs

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Hey Dave – I have a confession to make and was wondering if this is normal or not and if so, how to deal with it? Is there such a thing as having the blues in comedy? I guess you could call it the Comedy Blues. I mean, I’ve been told “no” before and had terrible sets in the past. But I strongly feel it has made me the keen comedian I am today. But still, if I may… help! – A.

An instrument for creativity

Hey A. – Congratulations. You’re a creative artist.

And what you’re feeling? It comes with the territory.

A career in the arts—comedy, speaking, acting, music, writing—often means riding an emotional roller coaster. Big highs. Big lows. That’s one reason so many people wish they could do it, but don’t. Standing on stage, getting laughs, meeting fans, and getting paid is a great gig. From the audience, it looks glamorous. What they don’t see is the rejection, the waiting, the self-doubt, and the work.

The people who truly pursue it usually don’t feel like they have a choice. They have to do it.

This may sound more motivational than instructional today but stay with me.

Let’s talk music for a second. Some great songs are about incredible highs. Others are about lows—the blues. Blues songs exist because nothing worth having comes easy. They’re about loss, frustration, and struggle.

Now translate that to comedy.

Creative words from a creative artist

If you’re serious about being a comedian (or humorous speaker), you want things to happen now. But progress is slow. Opportunities are unpredictable. Yes, there are huge highs—your first paid gig, passing an audition, winning a contest. But there are also long stretches where nothing clicks, nothing moves, and doors stay closed.

Here’s the truth: every working comic will tell you that you’ll hear “no” far more than “yes,” especially early on.

That’s not a flaw in the system. That is the system.

If you want to stay in this business long enough to build a career, you need to develop thick skin. There’s no shortcut around it.

Think of it like sports. The best relief pitchers in baseball blow saves. What separates them from the ones who spiral or disappear is their ability to shake it off and throw the next pitch with confidence. That mindset has to be learned—or developed quickly—if you want to survive in a competitive field.

Comedy is exactly that: a creative art inside a competitive business.

You put your work—and yourself—out there to be judged by bookers, producers, and audiences. Some will love it. Some won’t. The goal isn’t avoiding highs and lows. The goal is not letting either one define you.

I remember working in New York and hearing brand-new comics say they planned to have a sitcom within a year. I heard it more than once. Meanwhile, the comics hanging around the NY Improv—Ray Romano, Larry David, Dave Attell (to mention only three)—had been grinding for years. They didn’t get everything they auditioned for. They just didn’t quit when someone said “no.”

Unrealistic expectations create massive lows.

Understanding the process creates resilience.

That process has a name: paying your dues. Some people drop out because they can’t take the lows. Others continue because they’re wired to create—whether success comes quickly or not. Continuing doesn’t guarantee success. Talent, business skills, relationships, and luck all matter. But quitting guarantees nothing.

So, what do you do with the Comedy Blues?

Sometimes you step back and regroup. Sometimes you put your head down and keep going. For many creative artists, there isn’t really a choice.

One final thought: consider using those feelings in your writing.

You don’t need to talk about the Comedy Blues—but bringing real emotion into your material adds honesty and depth. Audiences can spot fake instantly. They can also sense when someone is telling the truth, even through jokes.

Most strong comics and speakers draw from experience. They’ve ridden the roller coaster. They’ve paid their dues.

Remember—this is a creative art.
And being a creative artist has never been easy.

But for those who feel called to it?
It’s the only ride worth taking.

Thanks for reading and as always – keep laughing!!

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Saturdays – January 10, 17 and 24 from noon to 4 pm.

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